A bit of discourse on Jack Toady

Jack Toady, as some of you may know, is Bjorn's imaginary friend. This is no short-lived relationship. In fact, we have been hearing of Jack for over a year now. Some time during 2009 (I didn't record the exact date), Bjorn dictated some details to me concerning Jack. They are, as follows:

Jack Toady loves you. I love Jack Toady, too. Daddy loves Jack Toady, too. If Jack Toady is lost, we can find him. Jack Toady loves me. And me, too. One time there was Jack Toady... lost in the ditch! One time somebody got him and bring him in the hospital. He got out of the hospital and got to go home to his Mommy and Daddy (keep in mind, Jack is in his nineties). And one time he got a present from somebody he doesn't know and he went up into the sky. One time Jack Toady was lost in the snare.

The End